“Mint Conditioned” unveils the tale of Jackie, a mid-twenties slacker, content in his world of mooching off his rich uncle and mingling with the household’s landscapers. Spying an opportunity for easy wealth, Jackie conceives a scheme: partner with children to pilfer their fathers’ vintage baseball cards, which quickly results in a substantial inflow of cash.

However, ambition drives Jackie to think bigger – the Internet. But there’s a snag: neither he nor his mismatched crew have the slightest clue about the online world. This oversight thrusts Jackie into the perilous underbelly of the black-market baseball card trade, where danger lurks at every corner.